This is how I spend my money.
- me: wow she has a nice butt
- me: i wish i had her butt
- me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
- me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
- me: phew
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
- pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot
- me: lol ill take what i can get
dont be fucking rude
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you